A few funnies from Forest as of late. (alliteration for the win!)
While filing Peyton’s nails-
F: One day you’re going to like this. You’re going to pay people to do this. Because you’re a girl.
As I’m getting out of bed (for the 3rd time in an hour) because Peyton is fussing-
F: We’ll be here.
C: I better go to bed before I can’t (assuming Peyton would wake up in the middle of the night). When we have 2 and they’re both crying you’ll have to get up with one of them.
F: I can solve that problem with math. 1 and 2 (as he points to each of MY arms).
As I’m getting back into bed in the middle of the night-
F: Everything alright?
C: Yeah. Can you listen to the monitor in case Peyton cries? I’ll be right back.
F: Duh. That’s what I’m here for.
(he was asleep before I got back…)
To Peyton as he was leaving for work-
F: Don’t grow anymore while I’m at work today.
To me as he’s holding Peyton as she sleeps in his arms-
F: She has my face. Except for her eyes, that’s 100% my face. Is she going to be ugly??
Seeing an acorn garland hanging on the kitchen shelves-
F: That’s new. Craft time today?
C: No. I found that at Target today.
F: Oh. We paid for that.
The night before attending his first NASCAR race-
F: How do you cheer at a race? What am I supposed to do tomorrow?
As Indie climbed into his lap on the new chair in the den-
F: I don’t know if you’re allowed up here. But legally this is my chair anyway.
As I start to rub his shoulders-
F: oh yeah, I just remembered I did weights today.
C: oh yeah?
F: yeah. I remembered ‘cause it hurts. It’s really tight on this one side.
C: I feel it. How do you work this out?
F: If I was a professional athlete I’d probably take an ice bath.
C: Well what would a trainer do?
C: I’ve told you to stretch. Why don’t you?
F: I stretch my legs and my back, not my shoulders.
C: Well try this (demonstrating stretching arms across my chest).
F: I feel that through my triceps, not my altoid.
After eating a couple apples while apple picking-
F: so if we get parasites we know it’s because we ate dirty apples.
In a text during lunch, after my 3rd day back at work-
F: You’re probably gonna get to go shoe shopping this weekend.
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Until next time — Cindy