C: So did you see on Facebook about…
F: (interrupting) Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill??
C: That’s not what I was going to say but what about it?
F: Oh. Well apparently they’re replacing Andrew Jackson.
F: Apparently it’s not politically correct to be Andrew Jackson these days.
F: So when I go meet this new intern should I be myself or be stern and strict? Should I call him kid? Like ‘hey kid!’?
C: How old is he? 24?
F: I think he’s a junior.
C: So like 20.
F: Yeah. I’m 27. Or 28? Or I’m going to be 28? What is it?
C: You will be 28 in November.
F: So I’m 27. That’s almost a decade difference. He doesn’t even know who Nelly is!
F: Is this what they call ‘Netflix and chill’?
Browsing movies on Netflix
F: We can watch Inside Man if you want. It’s a top 10, no…. top 4 favorite movie.
C: you never watch a movie more than once but we’ve watched that one several times. So what are your top movies?
F: Anchor Man. Inside Man. Spider Man.
After we pass turkey vultures eating roadkill.
F: Why is it that animals can eat meat raw but we can’t? Why can’t I walk up to a cow and just take a bite? Ok, it would probably trample me. Why can’t I walk up to a dead cow and just take a bite?
Eating our strawberry shortcake at Rachele’s
F: This is the fruit of our labor!
As Peyton shoves 1/3 of a cookie in her mouth to go along with the other bite she is already eating
F: We’re just kinda wingin’ it with this one, huh? We never took that CPR class and we’re letting her shove almost a whole cookie in her mouth.
C: Just don’t make eye contact with her so she doesn’t laugh!
F: (to Peyton) I guess as long as you make it to tomorrow we’re doing alright, right?
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Until next time — Cindy