Oh my goodness it’s been awhile since I’ve done a Forest Says! And I’m sad to say that I have been terrible about writing down his witty comebacks and one-liners recently. I do still have a few though so here goes another volume of Forest Says!!
Watching Mickey Mouse Clubhouse with Peyton one Saturday morning
Minnie Mouse on tv: I wish that we can all be friends forever and ever!
F: That’s a stupid wish, Minnie. It’ll never work.
F: I had a dream last night that we had sex.
C: I had a dream last night that I wore flip flops to work so I shuffled around the office so they wouldn’t make noise.
F: So we had pretty similar dreams.
Forest’s phone loudly vibrates and dings for a text and we both jump.
F: hahahaha. I about jumped out of my skin! I might need to take a Bayer to slow down my heart. I don’t know if that’s what Bayer is for but I know you’re supposed to take it if you’re having a heart attack.
Convo before dinner one night
F: I’ve been thinking about having a boy so we can name him _______!
(nope! I’m not letting you all know what name we have picked for a boy! Also, no, I’m not pregnant. BUT, how sweet is it that he’s thinking about having another baby?!)
During a normal, everyday conversation
F: How many chins do you have right now?
F: I’ll be able to get a good chunk of studying done Saturday.
C: I have a wedding to shoot in the afternoon so you’ll be on Peyton duty, solo.
F: That’s fine. I’ll just stick her in the basement to play by herself.
F: Or in the backyard with Indie.
F: Or she can stay in her crib all day. That should be fine, right?
F: You know I’m kidding. I couldn’t do any of that to her. I love her too much.
As Peyton plants her butt on Forest’s face in the morning while I finish getting ready for work
F: You just needed a higher perch to see everything from?
Be sure to check out previous volumes here!
Until next time — Cindy