Forest Says – Vol. 14

Oh my goodness it’s been awhile since I’ve done a Forest Says!  And I’m sad to say that I have been terrible about writing down his witty comebacks and one-liners recently.  I do still have a few though so here goes another volume of Forest Says!!

 

Watching Mickey Mouse Clubhouse with Peyton one Saturday morning

Minnie Mouse on tv:  I wish that we can all be friends forever and ever!

F:  That’s a stupid wish, Minnie.  It’ll never work.

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F:  I had a dream last night that we had sex.

C:  I had a dream last night that I wore flip flops to work so I shuffled around the office so they wouldn’t make noise.

F:  So we had pretty similar dreams.

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Forest’s phone loudly vibrates and dings for a text and we both jump.

F: hahahaha.  I about jumped out of my skin!  I might need to take a Bayer to slow down my heart.  I don’t know if that’s what Bayer is for but I know you’re supposed to take it if you’re having a heart attack.

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Convo before dinner one night

F: I’ve been thinking about having a boy so we can name him _______!

(nope!  I’m not letting you all know what name we have picked for a boy!  Also, no, I’m not pregnant.  BUT, how sweet is it that he’s thinking about having another baby?!)

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During a normal, everyday conversation

F:  How many chins do you have right now?

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F:   I’ll be able to get a good chunk of studying done Saturday.

C:  I have a wedding to shoot in the afternoon so you’ll be on Peyton duty, solo.

F:  That’s fine.  I’ll just stick her in the basement to play by herself.

C: mmhmm..

F: Or in the backyard with Indie.

C: mmhmm..

F: Or she can stay in her crib all day.  That should be fine, right?

C: mmhmm..

F:  You know I’m kidding.  I couldn’t do any of that to her.  I love her too much.

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As Peyton plants her butt on Forest’s face in the morning while I finish getting ready for work

F:  You just needed a higher perch to see everything from?

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Be sure to check out previous volumes here!

Until next time — Cindy

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